Monthly Archives: April 2012

So, what did you do last weekend?

Pub? Club? Perhaps a spot of shopping? Nice. Me? Oh, I just went to a strange world of fantasy and make believe. Yeah, it was just off the M6…

Of course, I am referring to the annual anime/Japanese culture event known as KitaCon. As this was my first visit to a con, and I had only the excited babbling of my friends that had been before to go on, I had very little idea of what to expect. To be honest, even had they been the most articulate and sensible of speakers, they would still have been unable to prepare me for the assault on the senses that is your first convention.

After a somewhat dull drive from Harlow to Birmingham, an equally dull check-in to a hotel nearly two miles from the event, and a long, confusing walk to find the hotel in which events would be unfolding, my first glimpse of the Hilton Birmingham Metropole set the tone – there on a balcony some three floors up stood a character from the Naruto anime, eating what appeared to be a doughnut.

I’ll let that sink in for a moment.

The Hilton Birmingham Metropole is a dark, brooding building outside, and a lavish marble affair inside, usually catering to business types visiting the NEC next door, or flitting off to Birmingham International airport. So to see this character casually stood there watching the comings and goings of the main entrance is something that is sure to have confused some of the normals!

I won’t ramble on too much, since Hibiscus has already done a marvellous job of re-capping our weekend at Kita in her recent post, instead I’ll pick out a few bits, mainly costumes that we wore, and got photos of (took a lot less photos than we planned, mainly because we were either in costume ourselves or were a little overwhelmed!). I’ll also divide the con into its three days…

Friday:

I was wearing my rather dashing Orb Nation uniform, for my cosplay as Kira Yamato from Gundam SEED Destiny. It’s the least impressive of the three costumes I took to the con, and the easiest to wear. But as the Friday only officially started at 5pm (despite the hotel being awash with con-goers all day), and I knew I’d be sitting in the bar quite a bit, it seemed a good choice.

Check out my heroic posing.

Darren (our housemate, and fellow con first-timer) opted for his Kingdom Hearts Squall Lionheart costume (I think that’s right – I’ve never played Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts!), and I think he chose that one because he simply couldn’t wait any longer to strut around with his Gunblade! And here is the only shot I have of him in that costume…

Diet Coke - The limit-breaker

Hibiscus was rocking her Duck Kigurumi – you can see a pic of it in her post that I linked to earlier.

The Friday was a bit strange. We headed through the airport, onto the tram to the railway station, then through the NEC (the quickest route from our hotel at the airport to the Hilton), slightly nervous that airport security wouldn’t take too kindly to having three strangely dressed loonies wandering through, one of whom was toting a life-size gunblade! But either they weren’t bothered or they’d been given a heads-up by someone, and we passed through unmolested. And as soon as we reached the NEC there were others in costume! We were no longer the only ones!

But the con didn’t officially start until 5pm, and we reached the Hotel at 11am… the hotel bar that day was awesome. We were sat next to a table seating Deadpool, Captain America, and the Raccoon City S.T.A.R.S team, Thor and Iron Man were queueing for booze, and the student council from Ashford Academy (Code Geass) were snapping photos down the hall. It was a very bizarre experience.

I don’t remember much of the party that night because I was rather drunk. Although I do remember Dal being ground upon as we were leaving by two young ladies clad only in t-shirts and underpants, begging him for kisses (he was dressed as Ezio, and they were excited by this). And I’ve just discovered as I write this that he had totally forgotten that happening. That’ll teach him for drinking more than me!

Saturday

Amazingly, despite not getting back to our hotel until gone 2am (we only made it back that early thanks to a student who showed us another route back to the tram, since the one we were going to use was closed – thank you sir, whose name I’ve forgotten!), we were up, costumed, and back at the Hilton by 11am again! This time Dal and I had planned our costumes to coincide. I was rocking my Altair Ibn la Ahad (from Assassins Creed for you infidels not in the know)

Ignore the building in the background!

Whilst he was appearing as the next step in the Assassins Creed story, Ezio Auditore de Firenze;

When I framed the shot, I avoided buildings...

The amount of photos we were asked for that day was a bit insane, and rivalled the number of snaps that I get asked for in my trooper armour! Neither of our wristblades survived much past lunchtime, hence the variation in our poses to using our other props. Hibiscus was once again exposing the world to her Duck impressions in her kigurumi, although she headed back to the hotel after lunch to catch some sleep since she’d been up half the night vomiting (I’m such a good boyfriend that I was oblivious to it until she told me in the morning.)

The Masquerade – Kita’s chance for it’s attendees to strut their stuff on the stage and show everyone their amazing costumes actually blew me away. We’d already seen some stunning costumes – Caboose from Red vs Blue (A Halo 3 Spartan) springs to mind – but some of the costumes in the Masquerade were a whole other level. In particular the Garrus (Mass Effect) costume. Wow. Just wow.

That night at the party, Larter convinced me to stay in costume so we could look doubly cool. And it worked. Plus, walking back, through the darkened NEC dressed as Altair was pretty freaking cool!

Sunday

The last day dawned, and once again (this time thanks to energy drinks and tea) we were at the Hilton bright and early (11am is bright an early to me after two nights of partying), and this time it was Hibiscus and I that had paired up our costumes, representing the Essex Ghostbusters in our custom EssexGB uniforms.

Larter was out looking for flesh as a Hunter from Left 4 Dead. Unfortunately, none of us managed to get a picture of the undead fiend, so you’ll just have to imagine what he looked like (unless of course he wants to send me a photo!)

The belt on my costume was a total pain in the arse. It has so much stuff hanging from it that in the corridors and panels it was constantly getting snagged on other people, chairs, tables, and everything bloody else. And I couldn’t sit down in it. Every time I sat down that day I had to take the belt off, and use a chair just for it to hang on! We didn’t get as much attention in these costumes, as it’s primarily an anime con, and a lot of the attendees were probably a tad to young to have been Ghostbusters fans in their youth, but the people that did recognise it were really bloody excited, which made all the hard work put in to building them worthwhile (including a scratch-built ghost trap, and Hibiscus’ customised kids Proton Pack).

The closing ceremony was a tad rushed (due to the technical glitches that had plagued the whole con the start time was delayed by nearly an hour), and it was sag to hear that there won’t be a Kitacon V next year – the committee are taking a well-earned break next year, but are looking to run it in 2014 (I’ll be there!), but the mood was immediately lightened by following the ceremony with Kita’s Got Talent – Kitacon’s answer to the dreadful Britain’s Got Talent. Hibiscus also discussed this in her blog, so I won’t go into details here, but there were some bloody good acts.

Sunday night’s party was the Road to Redemption Ball. So Hibiscus and I dolled up suitably – a dress for her, top hat and velvet frock coat for me – whilst Larter went for the suave styling of Ezio once again. The Ball was bloody amazing. I’ve never been to a party, gig, or anything where everyone felt such goodwill towards everyone else there. It was quite moving. Especially the massive linking of arms and group hug that lasted through and ended Bohemian Rhapsody.

So, there we go, we survived our first con, and will definitely be attending more in the future. While we decide which ones we want to go to, we’ll be off to MCM Expo London in May (stop me and say “Hi” if you see us!), and are already planning out next cosplays….

 


Kitacon IV

So yesterday I returned from my weekend at Kitacon, but before I start going in to that I’d like to apologise for not writing about getting ready to go, my thoughts beforehand, and in general no blog posts, but I have had a sprained wrist and was banned from using my hand for four weeks but it’s better now so I’m back!

Before going to Kitacon I wasn’t really sure what to expect; all I really knew was that there would be a lot of Cosplayers, some people selling stuff and that Chris Patten and Ellen McLain would be there. I was looking forward to seeing everyone in cosplay and buying shit that I don’t need but other than that I didn’t really know what to expect. I was disappointed a bit as well due to costuming problems as I was looking forward to properly cosplaying for the first time – I’ve dressed as Snow White and I’m part of the Essex Ghostbusters but it would be a complete event with other cosplayers and it’s a completely different crowd – but unfortunately my Yui (from Angel Beats – Rooney) costume needs a lot of work, mainly getting the lipstick off of the sleeve (if anyone has any tips on this then I’d really appreciate them, I’ve tried everything that I can think of) and also it needs taking in and my wig still hasn’t arrived, and then my Ranka Lee costume still hasn’t been made but I do have the wig and everything else.

I knew I’d only have my Ghostbusters to wear so straight away I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to fully experience the main reason I wanted to go. I was hoping to have at least two costumes. But never mind, I took my duck kigurumi because I knew that it’s normal for people to wear them at these conventions, but I wasn’t sure if I wanted to wear it or not but I figured if not at least I’d be comfy at night! Seriously it’s the best invention ever! Every person needs one to experience the comfort… whilst looking adorable haha!

Anyway, to the convention! So we arrived at our hotel the day before Kitacon started and the three of us (Rooney and our housemate/friend/adopted son Larter) went to explore the area and find our way to the Hilton Metropole Hotel Birmingham which is where Kitacon was being held and we ended up following the sat nav on my phone (I left all the organisation of the trip to the boys and neither of them figured out that a map or directions would be useful…)(we did navigate all the way there without getting lost actually! – Rooney). It took us a ridiculous route but we made it there eventually but on arrival we bumped in to our friend Clem who just happened to be heading outside as we were coming toward the door. What are the chances? I swear he is actually a wizard. Anyway after receiving directions from Clem we managed to make our way back (via Subway).

With our new and improved route we headed out in the morning to register and start our weekend of sheer craziness. There were parts that I loved and other parts where I was a bit bored of waiting around but all in all I learnt a lot. I am very excited to start making the costumes that I’ve planned and the upcoming conventions and events. Cosplay is something I definitely want to get in to more and I’m excited by that. The costumes where incredible and I was surprised by the standard of costume making. I knew some would be impressive but they were all good, and a hell of a lot that where spot on and must have taken so much time, effort and money to make. It is amazing what people can make.

The atmosphere at Kitacon was incredible, there wasn’t any negativity and I felt an immediate bond with everyone pretty much instantly and this bond just grew and grew until the last moment there. Every single person had 100% respect for each other at all times. It didn’t matter whether your costume wasn’t top notch or whether it was hand made, bought or borrowed there was massive respect either way.

There were two moments where I felt overwhelmed by the love at Kitacon, one was at KitasGotTalent when a young lad went up to play the saxophone but the backing music kept stopping and he had to keep starting from the beginning. He was clearly nervous and the more pressure he was under having to start again over and over was making him look more and more shaky but then a few people started clapping along with him and within seconds every single person there was clapping in time for him and the people who new the words started singing along and I have to say I nearly cried. Watching his confidence increase and the fact that he played the whole piece of music while we supported him and feeling the love in that room at that time is a moment that I’ll never forget and I hope that this is an experience that will stay with him also.

The second moment was at the Sunday night ball which was beautiful. The DJs were doing the goodbye speeches and then they played Bohemian Rhapsody and everyone all started joining in a line with arms around the person next to them whether they knew them or not and swayed and sang along and I could have actually cried. It couldn’t have been more perfect. And it was finished off by a massive group hug. Both these experiences probably don’t sound as amazing as they felt, you had to be there.

All in all it was like a dream world, I felt so safe at all times and so relaxed. Where else can you make friends dressed as a duck while my two assassin friends pose for photos while Iron Man strolls past? Or at what parties do you see someone dancing while playing a DS at 1am next to two My Little Ponies and a Chinese dragon is walking across the stage?

Unfortunately Kitacon V won’t be happening next year but I’m hoping it’ll be in 2014 which so far is their plan. And I’m looking forward to experiencing other cons, expos, etc. I’ll be attending the MCM Expo in May and I can’t wait. If you see some Ghostbusters… I’m the female haha.


Top Ten Starships – The Results!

Wow, this list was a lot harder to compile than I thought it would be! I figured it’d be easy to narrow down a top ten, especially with the help of the poll. But then the more time I spent thinking of/about ships, the more names I kept adding to the list of potential candidates, and the harder it got to select just ten. Sci-fi is rife with starships, and most of them are pretty damned cool when you stop and think about them. But alas, there are only ten slots available in the highly prestigious list (ahem), so most had to be cut. The Sulaco, the elite Archangel, the Normandy, the Pillar of Autumn, the noble Galactica….

Now votes are in, the polls are closed, and I’ve spent far too much time in the last week reading about fictional starships. This list is made up of the ones you voted for, and the ones that I wanted to put in there, because I’m the one writing the article. Feel free to tell me how wrong I am in the comments…

 

10) Righteous Indignation

Source: Bucky O’hare and the Toad Wars

Of all the things I was expecting to crop up on this list, the Righteous Indignation somehow slipped under my radar (but came 2nd in the poll). For those not familiar with this early nineties cartoon (and/or the seventies comic), it follows the war in the Aniverse (a parallel dimension inhabited by anthropomorphised animals) between the mammals of S.P.A.C.E (Sentient Protoplasm Against Colonial Encroachment) fighting against the brainwashed Toad Empire led by the evil supercomputer KOMPLEX. It’s cheesy 90’s cartoon goodness at its best, with lasers, whiter than white heroes, the obligatory earth child, androids, and starships.

Which leads nicely to the Righteous Indignation. First off, it has by far the coolest name of any ship on this list. It’s described as being a frigate, but it seems too small to me to fit that designation. Anyway, it’s red (and “Red wunz go fasta”), its whole prow seems to be a window with a laser cannon poking through it, manned by a four-armed duck that talks like a pirate. There’s also precious little info on it out on the web, so this’ll have to do!

9) T.A.R.D.I.S

Source: Dr Who

To my mind, this shouldn’t even be on this list – including the TARDIS on here seems to me like including Doc Brown’s DeLorean, or H G Wells’ Time Machine – but apparently you lot disagree with me, voting the iconic blue Police box into joint 3rd place.

What can I say about the Dr’s chosen method of transport that you don’t already know? The name stands for Time and Relative Dimension in Space, and it’s bigger on the inside than outside due to some kind of Time Lord technological trickery. The particular TARDIS used by the Doctor is an old, obsolete TT Type 40 Mark 3, with a broken Chameleon Circuit (the device that allows it to blend into its surroundings by assuming an appropriate appearance) which is stuck in the shape of a 1960’s London Police telephone box, and an unreliable short-range guidance system which often results in the Doctor not quite arriving where he intended to. It’s also powered (at least partially) by a miniature black hole within the central column of its control room, which is pretty cool.

The TARDIS has become such an icon in British culture that even those who aren’t fans of the series instantly recognise that blue Police box – in fact it’s now recognised more as the TARDIS than as an old Police call box, and has become a registered trade mark of the BBC.

Another rather cool feature of this ‘starship’ is it’s whole larger inside than out thing, which is apparently caused due to the fact that it’s dimensionally transcendental; that basically means that its exterior and interior exist in different dimensions, which is how comes the Doctor and his companions can live in a box that appears to be only a little larger than your average phone box!

 

8) Starbug

Source: Red Dwarf

Another surprise on this list, voted in by you lot – I suppose this shows the sort of age-group/mentality we’re dealing with here! For those of you unfamiliar with Red Dwarf, it follows the survivors of a nuclear leak aboard a mining ship in Humanities future; Dave Lister, a lowly technician/cleaner who’s in stasis for thousands of years when the leak occurs, the Cat, who is evolved from Lister’s pet cat he smuggled aboard, Arnold Rimmer, a holographic projection of Lister’s immediate superior, Kryten, an android they find abandoned on a dead space station, and the ships computer, Holly. After all the crew are killed, this plucky band venture out of the mining ship Red Dwarf in Starbug, one of the ships shuttles. They then manage to lose Red Dwarf, and spend several series chasing across the galaxy after the elusive red ship.

Although significantly smaller than it’s mothership, Starbug still has all the amenities the crew need – quarters, common room, med-bay, etc. It’s not a fighting ship so it spends most of the series (at least until some rogue Simulants arm it with a laser cannon) flying around trying not to get blown up by the numerous hostile beings out there in the cosmos.

In series 7 Starbug takes a hint from the TARDIS, and actually becomes bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, due to some kind of complex thing with time paradoxes resulting from a fight with their future selves, or something, which makes engineering, the cargo bay, and the maintenance ducts over 212% larger!

This is another little ship that just seems to soldier on in spite of the hostile world it finds itself in, and people seem to have really fallen in love with the funny little green vessel. Even if it does look like a Dr. Pepper bottle….

7) Moya

Source: Farscape

The biomechanical ship Moya came in at joint 3rd place in the poll, putting her up there with the TARDIS and Starbug, which surprised me because I really didn’t expect the ship from a relatively unknown Australian sci-fi series to be voted for at all!

Moya is a Leviathan, a living biomechanical transport ship usually found under the control of the Peacekeepers, one of the big baddies in the Farscape universe. Being transport vessels and a peaceful race, Moya is un-armed and has only one real defence mechanism – the ability to Starburst. Starburst is a type of FTL travel which is unmatched in its ability to evade pursuit, capable of hurtling the Leviathan and its passengers across distances that take other vessels a long time to travel, since the Starburst capability is biological and has so far never been accomplished by any other means.

Unfortunately the Starburst manoeuvre – being as it is, intended as a flight from danger – is often an imprecise science, with neither the ship nor her crew knowing where they’ll end up.

Despite being a starship, Moya is very much one of the leading characters in Farscape, along with her symbiotically joined pilot, Pilot and the crew/passengers that travel aboard her. She’s been shot, captured, given birth to a gunship (which she later saw killed), evaded giant space worms, travelled in time, and shown Peackeeper warships her shiny Starbursting behind more times than I can count, and has a more noble spirit than any other vessel on this list (probably because she’s the only one that’s really alive, but that’s a minor detail!)

6) ND-001 Nadesico

Source: Martian Successor Nadesico

I will openly admit that this entry is influenced by the fact that I only recently finished watching this series, so the awesomeness of the Nadesico is still fresh in my mind.

So, a quick summary for those of you unaware of the story in the rather tongue-in-cheek series Martian Successor Nadesico: Mankind has colonised the Moon and Mars, and everything’s hunky dorey. Then the evil Jovian lizards attack from Jupiter with a massive space fleet and swarms of robotic fighters that obliterate the earth fleet sent to stop them in orbit around Mars. Mars falls to the Jovians, and only one young man survives, mysteriously teleported to Earth…

Nergal Heavy Industries secretly builds the high mobility battleship Nadesico, and despite the Earth forces’ attempts to capture her, launches a mission to retake Mars.

The Nadesico is cutting edge; a compliment of four/five Aestevalis mecha, the amazing Gravity Blast Cannon that vaporises scores of any ships per blast, and the nigh-on impregnable distortion field make it the most powerful ship in the Earths arsenal. Although crewed by top civilian experts in their field, they all have slight personality issues. Which basically means they spend more time worrying about what’s going on in their own heads than the enemy! The ship’s fast, powerful, has an awesome computer (calling herself Omoikane), and looks damned cool. That’s a win in my book!

5) Vengeful Spirit

Source: Warhammer 40,000, Horus Heresy novels

Flagship of the rebellious Primarch Horus himself in the Warhammer 40,000 universe, the Vengeful Spirit is probably the largest ship on the list (not counting the TARDIS, because it cheats!), being somewhere around 15 kilometres long, and around 2.5 kilometres ‘tall’, flagship of the Luna Wolves (later called the Sons of Horus), and the command ship of the 63rd Expedition fleet of humanity’s Great Crusade.

Not only is this vessel the place where Horus first becomes corrupted by the dark Gods of Chaos, but it’s from this ship that he finally lays siege to the Emperor on Terra, slays his Primarch brother Sanguinius, and battles the Emperor himself in a one-on-one battle to decide the fate of the galaxy. It starts out as a massive Legiones Astartes Battle Barge capable of bombarding planets into submission and landing thousands of Space Marines, but by the time of the battle for Terra, it has been corrupted into something much darker, with daemons and monstrosities stalking its halls, it’s hull twisted and defiled, like an enormous beast in the void. With massive cannons. Lots of massive cannons. Just through sheer size alone it deserves a place on this list. The fact that it could pulverise most of the other ships on here into space dust is just an added bonus!

4) Incom T-65 X-Wing Starfighter

Source: Star Wars (original trilogy)

This ship came surprisingly low in the poll, and was only suggested a couple of times on my original Facebook status, but I think this is because my geeky followers/friends just wanted to show off the obscure ships they knew!

The X-Wing starfighter was the mainstay of the Rebel Alliance’s fighter fleet. Faster and more advanced than the Y-Wings left over from the Clone Wars, and slower but tougher and more powerful than the nimble A-Wings, the X-wing is probably the ultimate starfighter in the Star Wars universe. It’s small frame packs in full life support for the pilot (something Imperial TIE pilots can only dream of), Proton torpedoes/concussion missiles, four wing mounted laser cannons, a class 1.0 Hyperdrive engine (making it capable of FTL travel), full shields, and an astromech droid for making hyperspace jump calculation, and fixing those pesky mid-battle burn-outs!

It was one of these ships (piloted by Luke Sjywalker) that fired the proton torpedo that blew up the first Death Star. It was another of these ships – this time piloted by the only other pilot to face two Death Stars and survive, Wedge Antilles – that helped the Millenium Falcon blow up the reactor core of the second Death Star.

Since its first appearance in A New Hope, way back in 1977, the X-wing has been a fan favourite, inspiring a line of novels, several computer games, and numerous toy iterations (several of which I have at home, adorning various flat surfaces when I’m not zooming them ‘round the house, re-enacting the Battle of Endor). They’re become and synonymous with Star Wars as Lightsabers, and embody the struggle of the Rebellion against the Empire; the handful of often battle-scarred X-Wings striving against the waves of shiny, dark Imperial TIE fighters.

If I had my way, an X-wing would be how I travelled to work each day!

3) Macross SDF-1

Source: Robotech/Macross

Ahhh, the SDF-1 (I’ll mostly be focusing on the Robotech aspects of it, since I only finished watching it a few months ago!), a repaired and refurbished battleship that crash-lands on Macross Island, halting global conflict as mankind realises they’re not alone in the universe. The resources of the world are turned to repairing the crashed starship, unlocking it’s technological secrets, and building a fleet capable of defending Earth from hostile alien forces. And when the warlike Zentraedi show up on the launch day of the SDF-1, humanity is glad they thought ahead…

Ok, ignoring the massive Super-Dimension-energy Cannon that vaporises whole battlegroups of enemy vessels, and ignoring the Space Fold system which allows the ship to traverse vast intergalactic distances in the blink of an eye (albeit not very well), and ignoring the fact that it houses scores of Veritech fighters (which rival the X-Wing for coolness), this ship is still amazing; It transforms into a giant robot! That’s right, it transforms from a massive intergalactic battleship into a massive intergalactic fighting robot. I mean how much cooler can you get? It’s like Transformers but without the shoddy animation(?!) or Michael “I’ll shit on your childhood” Bay!

Plus its captain – the venerable Captain Henry Gloval – fills his bridge with attractive young female officers (see Bridge Bunnies). Even Kirk never managed that!

 

2) Serenity

Source: Firefly TV series/Serenity film

The number two slot on this list is taken by a ship that has no FTL (faster than light) drive, no weapons, no special abilities (apart from the Crazy Ivan, but that doesn’t really count!), and is generally looked down upon by everyone around it. But it’s certainly loved, as it took the number one slot in our poll and was the most mentioned ship in my original Facebook status. A more humble ship you’ll struggle to find, so what is it about this littler Firefly class transport that’s so appealing?

I think it’s so popular because it embodies two very important things to the crew, and to those watching; Home and freedom. It’s home for those travelling aboard her, even those that never planned to stay such as Shepherd Book. It’s their little space in the galaxy, and that makes it special to them. And it’s the freedom to go where they want, when they want, avoiding the overbearing interference of the Alliance. And it strikes a chord with us because the crew aren’t super-intelligent, or highly trained graduates of some futuristic academy. They’re real people, flying around space in their own little ship, and if you’re reading this, then the odds are that’s a pretty appealing notion to you.

 

1) Millenium Falcon

Source: Star Wars (original trilogy)

So what ship trumped the time-travelling TARDIS, Daemon-possessed Vengeful Spirit, and the transforming SDF-1? What else could it be than the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy?

Everyone knows what the Millenium Falcon is (if you don’t then I feel for you. But get off this blog and go watch the original Star Wars trilogy. NOW!), Han Solo’s trusty YT-1300 bulk light freighter. From her lop-sided cockpit, to her illegal military grade quad cannons, the Falcon is almost universally loved. It was this ship (piloted by owner Han Solo) that saved Luke Skywalker from Darth Vader during the attack on the first Death Star, and the same ship again that helped blow up the second Death Star. It’s a freighter that handles like a fighter, with enough hidden firepower to fight its way out of most situations it can’t run from – it made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, and that’s fast.

But more than all that, the ship is home to Han Solo and Chewbacca, as they run blockades and smuggle goods across the galaxy. The ship’s been extensively modified throughout its life by its numerous previous owners – including Lando Calrissian, the gambler Han won the ship from – to better suit the often less-than-legal activities it was usually engaged in. I mean what good freighter doesn’t have hidden compartments for smuggling?

I don’t think I need write any more about the Falcon, do I? We all know her, and we all love her, so she quite rightly sits at the top of this most auspicious of lists!

 

 

Do you know what’s really interesting about this list? Fully half of the vessels on it aren’t cutting-edge paradigms of intergalactic travel, or super-powerful ships of destruction, nor even warships. They’re transports, shuttles, and freighters. Ok, the list has its fair share of lasers and battlecruisers, but the poll favourite (Serenity), and my favourite (Millenium Falcon) occupying the top two slots are someone’s personal transport. Something tells me that if you could, most of you would be wearing tight trousers and a blaster, and setting off to the stars in your own piece of gosa rustbucket!

 


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